Colemanby Sonance

Coleman

by Sonance

The chief of staff for your homes.

I · The family

He knows your family.

The suite your sister prefers. The wine that is opened on Fridays. That Kate sleeps badly on feather pillows. Coleman keeps every preference, and where it came from.

II · Arrival

Every arrival, ready.

Friday, 3:15 pm. Wheels down in Santa Barbara. Before the car turns into the drive, the rooms are made up, the flowers are in, and the house has set the evening.

Friday arrivalMontecito
Readiness0%
  • Guest suite made upRosa
  • Peonies in the entryFlorist
  • Chablis on ice, two bottlesChef Laurent
  • Pool and spa warmedPool
  • Gate opens on approachArrival scene

Ready · 4:05 pm

III · Above the systems

Your systems know how. Coleman knows why.

Savant, Crestron, Control4 and Lutron dim the lights and lower the shades. Coleman knows when they should, because guests arrive at seven, because Kate reads by the window, because the house is empty until June.

IV · When something breaks

A leak at midnight. A closed record by morning.

He shuts off what should be shut off, with your approval, calls the right people under the right plan, and keeps the record an insurer would ask for.

Pool houseIncident
  1. Water under the pool-house sink.
  2. Main shutoff. Michael approved from his phone.
  3. Water off. No one else woken.
  4. Pacific Plumbing, under your service plan, arrives with a job pass.
  5. Closed. Photographs, invoice and moisture readings filed for the insurer.

V · Your people

Staff and vendors, coordinated.

Rosa sees today’s rooms. Chef Laurent sees Saturday’s dinner. The pool service sees the pool, for two hours on Thursday, and nothing more.

Job passNo. 0412

Pacific Pool Service

Where
Pool equipment room, Montecito
When
Thursday, 9:00 to 11:00 am
Entry
Side gate, opened on arrival with approval
Sees
This job and the equipment log. Nothing else.
Expires on its ownValid

VI · Every residence

One Coleman for the family. One for every house.

Each house has its own Coleman: the expert on that address, its quirks and its people. The family’s Coleman carries your tastes from one house to the next.

VII · Private by design

Lives in your home, not in someone’s cloud.

Coleman is built to run on a computer inside your residence. Your family’s details are never used to train anyone’s models.

  • He asks first, before anything opens, unlocks, or reaches outside the house.
  • Codes are never spoken.
  • Every fact keeps its source. Every action leaves a record.
Approval requestedThu · 9:02 am

Open the side gate for Pacific Pool Service?

Job pass No. 0412 · arriving now · camera confirms the van

VIII · Conversation

Simply talk to him.

At home, in the car, from the other house. No app to learn, no scene to program.

  1. You

    We’re coming up Friday with the Wexlers.

  2. Coleman

    Very good. I’ll have the north suite made up and tell Rosa. The Wexlers don’t eat shellfish. Shall I ask Chef Laurent for the lamb on Saturday?

  3. You

    Please.

  4. Coleman

    Done. The house will be ready at four.

Membership

One plan. Every residence.

$1,999per residence, per month

Founding families join by invitation.

  • A House Coleman for every residence, the expert on that address
  • A Family Coleman who carries your tastes from house to house
  • Arrivals, incidents, staff and vendors, coordinated
  • The house manual, and every preference with its source
  • Works above Savant, Crestron, Control4 and Lutron
  • Private by design, with approval before anything opens or reaches outside
  • Simply talk to him, at home or away